I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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