he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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