In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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