If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
