I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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