I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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