There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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