How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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