if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
