For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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