Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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