i just google imaged poop.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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