I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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