You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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