I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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