I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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