I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
