people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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