I want to stick my p in your. b.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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