never play flip cup with pint glasses
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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