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(858): View more from California

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."

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(469): View more from Texas

It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.

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(585): View more from New York

My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

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(707): View more from California

someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy

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(850): View more from Florida

Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.

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(618): View more from Illinois

not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...

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