IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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