Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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