The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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