Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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