I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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