I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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