terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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