he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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