did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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