with your own penis?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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