i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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