so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
When did we convert life to cartoon?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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