how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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