I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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