You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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