No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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