What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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