I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I need moral support for this bender
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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