Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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