Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
zippers are such a cool invention
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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