the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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