Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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