in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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