Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
