I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
