Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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