I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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