I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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