She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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